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A co-worker of mine told me about what one sports writer calls "The Tyson Zone." The Tyson Zone is when a celebrity is so crazy that you will believe any news story about him/her, no matter how outlandish, because, you know, it's probably true.

Michael Jackson? Way in the Tyson Zone. So I didn't even blink when I read the news that he wants to construct a 50-foot-tall robotic statue of himself that will roam the Vegas desert and shoot lasers. The mechanical giant, which will be visible to incoming planes, will be part of a new show Jackson is creating in Vegas.

via Table of Malcontents, which says, "No further comment. What more could possibly be said?"