Quote Of The Day: Starting Fires With Fish

From Joystiq, describing the latest news of Uwe Boll, the German director most famous for his big-screen videogame adaptations:

…the infamous German director and pouting pugilist will see his future endeavors financially constrained after his latest $70 million video game adaptation, "In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale," set the box-office alight with all the effectiveness of two moist fish furiously rubbed together.