More Air New Zealand Humor

Looking at the description of the in-flight system on Air New Zealand, I couldn't help but laugh at this "feature": "Future-proofed - so enhancements like internet, email, and SMS text messaging can be accommodated in the future"

Why is it a selling point for me that email might appear someday? It's not there now; it just might be in the future.

Never mind that "future-proofed" implies an ability to adapt to new technologies, even though the ones they name are ubiquitous in the present day.